January 2010
124 posts
“The most vicious booing was reserved for Ashley Cole, who was howled off when...”
– The Guardian
“Dear Frederick, thank you for your nice letter, but I am actually a US Marine...”
– corporal person, generation kill, response to a letter from a fourth-grader. to which poke says “but thanks for writing, anyway.”
“Ray, if someone asks you if you’re a god, you say YES!”
– Winston, from Ghostbusters.
calvin harris - vegas
“This year, I will work with Congress and our military to finally repeal the law...”
– President Barack Obama, SOTU address.
Yes, yes, yes.
(via thedailywhat)
Watchharry potter and the deathly hallows teaser trailer. cannot wait! godric’s hollow! the blood on hermione’s hands! them in london! ollivander! ron! lots of ron! the whole thing! oh my i think i’ll go lie down for a bit now.
“[My son] said this morning, or last night, I was talking to him about how I had...”
– Matt Keeslar of “The Middleman” on his 3-year-old son [around minute 16 of this podcast interview] (I love hearing Javi and Natalie laugh in the background during this whole story.) (via lizznotliz)
How You Guys -- that's right, you GUYS -- Can... →
braided:
Do you know that you shouldn’t walk home alone at night, or on unlit streets? That when walking home, you should have your house key between your fingers to poke a potential attacker in the eyes or throat? How about that if you don’t want to be raped, you need to be sure your skirt is somebody’s idea of the right length, that you don’t sway your hips when you walk, you shouldn’t be...
oh my god, why is my father drunk dialling himself...
and why the fuck do i have to be awake to witness this? (beats his kumar dance that he was doing earlier on. seriously, JUST SIT DOWN AND SHUT UP, OLD MAN.)
“And we all think that we’re very rational and very secular. But we make gods all...”
– Dylan Moran, What It Is (via vlieger)
stop what you're doing and watch this right now
likeadoll:
the inevitable and much-needed dean pantsing himself and yelling “PUDDING!” gif.
“Wah nabei ceiling cat why you rain”
– Kel, most eloquently, in a text.
