December 2009
93 posts
new year's resolution generator →
the first one i got? start a sticker collection. i’ve already done that (about ten years ago) so the next one was: be a rockstar.
ok. if you insist. (you should’ve seen us playing guitar hero today. parvie got a near perfect score on evanescence while i just yelled my way through whip it.)
Sexual Assault Prevention Tips Guaranteed to Work
braided:
1. Don’t put drugs in women’s drinks. 2. When you see a woman walking by herself, leave her alone. 3. If you pull over to help a woman whose car has broken down, remember not to assault her. 4. If you are in a lift and a woman gets in, don’t assault her. You know what? Don’t even ogle her. 5. When you encounter a woman who is asleep, the safest course of action is to not assault her. 6....
“Nothing travels faster than the speed of light with the possible exception of...”
– Douglas Adams (via thedarcytoyourelizabeth)
From TV Week (Australia)
TV Week: Do either of you have any pets?
Lea: Cory has sea monkeys.
Cory: They died. Thanks for bringing it up! Lea has rescue cats.
Lea: I love how you just call them rescue cats - like they're not normal cats. Do you remember their names?
Cory: Cupcake and Meat Pie.
Lea: No, close. Claude and Sheila.
always with the genetically engineered sharks
holy smokes only two more days being 18? i gotta spend them doing something AWESOME. like writing the great singaporean novel. or splitting the atom. or… any ideas?
in my inbox this morning
from the incoming craccum editor:
Your coat of arms submission must feature:
On one side, a velociraptor, and on the other, Labyrinth’s Jareth The Goblin King as played by David Bowie.
Inside the shield, the elements must include:
31st Prime Minister of New Zealand Robert Muldoon
An atomic blast
working at craccum next year is going to be a blast.
i know it's bad luck to hate on someone's wedding
but their doorgift was this really cute metal bookmark with two figures hanging off the end, a stickman and a stickwoman, both with a heart through them. i’m sorry, i refuse to accept your heteronormative gift, i don’t care that it’s your wedding.
which leads me another point - things you will not see at a wedding that i may hypothetically be a major part of:
“giving...
“One, the people making them have no fucking taste, two, they’re morons,...”
– Manohla Dargis, NYT film critic, on why romantic comedies are terrible.
Alliance of Women Film Journalists Awards
chrryblssmninja:
oldfilmsflicker:
Best Film: The Hurt Locker Best Animated Film: Up Best Director: Kathryn Bigelow – The Hurt Locker Best Screenplay, Original: (500) Days of Summer – Scott Neustadter and Michael H. Weber Best Screenplay, Adapted: Up In The Air – Jason Reitman and Sheldon Turner Best Documentary: The Cove Best Actress: Carey Mulligan – An Education Best Actress In Supporting...
txtsfrmlstnght:
(303): At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends. (1-303): At about the same time you guys weren’t burritos.
txtsfrmlstnght:
(678): The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
“Who is going to want to see [Robert] Downey Jr. and [Jude] Law make out? I don’t...”
– Michael Medved, certified alien from Planet Are You Fucking Kidding Me? (via glamaphonic)
“Nothing less than a hand down my pants… Or up my skirt.”
– Kel, on what she wants.
A man's testicles produce 72 million sperm a day -...
ohyeahfacts:
(The Most Amazing Book of Useless Facts)
txtsfrmlstnght:
(404): I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
